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‘The Day of the Triffids’When Bill Masen wakes up in the hospital one morning, he finds the hospital staff peculiarly unresponsive. In fact, all he can hear from the hospital corridors is moaning and sobbing. With bandages on his eyes, he can’t see what’s gone wrong, and he agonizes over whether or not to take his treatment into his own hands and remove his bandages. Haunted by the terrifying sounds he hears, he finally peels off his bandages and finds a world in collapse. Sound familiar? You bet it does, since that’s essentially the opening scene from Danny Boyle’s film “28 Days Later,” and, for that matter, the comic book (and later AMC series) “The Walking Dead.” ‘V.’written by: Thomas Pynchon I first read “V.” the summer I turned 18 and graduated from high school. I read the book in long, sun-drenched chunks. I worked as a pool attendant at an apartment complex that year. My shifts started at 8 a.m., and every morning, by 8:10, I was outside, chewing the last few bites of an egg sandwich and lost in the book. To say that “V.” grabbed me is an understatement akin to saying a rip current gently convinces you to go deeper into the ocean. For almost two weeks, I drowned happily in “V.” ‘Fahrenheit 451’written by: Ray Bradbury First published nearly 60 years ago in 1953, “Fahrenheit 451” tells the story of a future world where books are outlawed, and “firemen” have been repurposed as crack teams to swoop in and burn any remaining books that are found, their tanks filled with kerosene instead of water. ‘Interview with the Vampire’Written by: Anne Rice The modern vampire craze, fueled largely by Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” books and films, casts the creatures in an exceedingly sympathetic light. The vampires of today’s fiction are glamorous, sexy, even heroic, as embodied by Robert Pattinson’s portrayal of Edward Cullen, the teen-vamp heartthrob of “Twilight.” ‘Among the Isles of Shoals’first published by James R. Osgood & Company, 1873: Celia Thaxter’s 1873 description of the isles does not disappoint. She portrays the Shoals as a tranquil and isolated paradise, the few inhabitants of which soon “forget the hurry and worry and fret of life.” Though located just a few miles from the New England coast (nine at their closest point, according to Thaxter), the rocky islands seem as removed from civilization as a distant planet. 'The Elementary Particles'Vintage International, 2000: One’s enjoyment of “The Elementary Particles” hinges directly on one’s capacity to stomach obscenity in exchange for the promise of a big intellectual payoff. On the one hand, it’s a thought-provoking novel that has earned author Michel Houellebecq comparisons to Huxley and Camus. On the other, it features pornographic descriptions of sex and violence that can be more than a bit unsettling. 'A Fan's Notes'by Frederick Exley, Harper & Row, 1968: For many sports fans, autumn is a time of death and monotony disrupted only by the weekly punctuation of Sunday NFL games. Never has this been truer than in the 21st century, as “Fantasy Football” has become an obsessive fixation for millions of rabid subscribers. But even their fandom pales in comparison with that demonstrated by late author Frederick Exley in the 1950s and early ’60s.
'The Blind Assasin'Anchor Books, 2001: Margaret Atwood begins her Booker Prize-winning novel with a hook: “Ten days after the war ended, my sister Laura drove a car off a bridge.” Like Joe Gillis floating dead in Norma Desmond’s pool in the opening scene of “Sunset Boulevard,” the story begins with the end. And with Laura’s own end as a foregone conclusion, readers are left picking out the hows and whys of her demise.
'American Gods'Be careful what you worship. When you’ve got your nose buried in your laptop or iPhone or Kindle, it might be worth asking yourself: Do I control these devices or do they control me? That question, in a way, is at the core of Neil Gaiman’s modern fiction classic, “American Gods,” which turns 10 this year. 'Franny and Zooey'J.D. Salinger died quietly in his New Hampshire home almost exactly a year ago, at the age of 91. Published in 1951, “The Catcher in the Rye” was Salinger’s first and only full-length novel. Two years later, he published a collection titled “Nine Stories.” It would be another eight years before Salinger released his next book, a pair of novellas titled “Franny and Zooey.” Both stories originally appeared in The New Yorker (“Franny” in January 1955, “Zooey” in May 1957). They were packaged together as a single book by Little, Brown and Company in 1961. Though not nearly as widely known as “The Catcher in the Rye,” “Franny and Zooey” deals with many of the same themes as Salinger’s master work. Like Holden Caulfield, Franny and Zooey are young, intelligent, and suffer from an almost claustrophobic paranoia regarding their surroundings. Above all else, they crave authenticity and passion. 'Junky'by William S. Burroughs, Penguin Books, 1977, 176 pages: Author William S. Burroughs had a unique perspective on almost everything he perceived, including drugs, sexuality and the American dream. He nursed a serious heroin habit for several years, and yet emerged to pioneer the Beat movement of the 1950s and cement himself in popular culture. His first book, “Junky,” offers a candid look into the making of an addict—and an author. His analysis is utterly objective and stoical, detailing depraved acts with indifferent, laconic prose. And yet, somehow, his dead-pan approach makes the text all the more captivating. It flatly illuminates a lifestyle most people don’t even attempt to imagine, like the daily ledger of a Martian store clerk. 'Let the Right One In'
St. Martin’s Press, 2004: “Let Me In,” the new American remake of 2008 Swedish film “Let the Right One In,” has drawn some early criticism for being overly faithful to the original. But both take departures from the novel upon which they were based, which features some plot threads too ghastly and taboo to commit to the big screen. 'Cannery Row'by John Steinbeck Published in 1945, Steinbeck's "Cannery Row" unfolds against a backdrop of sardine fisheries, local grocery store and neighborhood brothel, as “a poem, a stink, a grating noise, a quality of light, a tone, a habit, a nostalgia, a dream.” 'Jesus' Son'
by Denis Johnson The book works in part because we’ve all known someone like this narrator—seriously flawed but undeniably redeemable—who jilts the straight and narrow and is sucked under by the lure of street life. Some manage to pull themselves out in time. Others don’t. 'House of Sand and Fog'
by Andre Dubus III In “House of Sand and Fog,” the central characters all have reasonable goals and desires, but they all confront problems that are largely beyond their control. 'The Virgin Suicides'by Jeffrey Eugenides, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 1993, 256 pages “The Virgin Suicides” marked a breathtaking debut for Jeffrey Eugenides, who would later win a Pulitzer Prize for fiction with “Middlesex.” The only important question he leaves unanswered is “why?” What would lead five perfectly healthy, radiantly beautiful, precociously intelligent young women to take their own lives? The Bird Artist
by Howard Norman,
Fabian Vas, the narrator and protagonist of Howard Norman’s 1994
novel “The Bird Artist,” reveals two key personal details within the
book’s opening paragraph. First, he explains that he is, as the title
suggests, a bird artist. He makes a modest living drawing the native
species of the small fishing community where he resides, sketching
ibises, ospreys, sandpipers, kittiwakes, mallards, garganeys and even
his least favorite bird, the cormorant.
The second detail has a more confessional tone: “Yet I murdered
the lighthouse keeper, Botho August, and that is an equal part of how I
think of myself,” Fabian explains in the fifth sentence.
Few beginnings could be more enticing than this. What could have
possibly compelled this seemingly gentle bird artist with whom we’ve so
recently become acquainted to murder the lighthouse keeper? With this
question tingling in our brains, we read on, and Norman obligingly
unfolds the tale. Violence
{moszoomthumb imgid=1097 itemid=74 style_m=2}by Slavoj iek
Trade paperback publisher Picador chose a
big personality to anchor “Violence,” the first entry in its “Big
Ideas, Small Books” series. Slavoj iek is referred to as the “Elvis
of Cultural Theory,” and like any good rock star, has a model for a
wife. A self-described Marxist Communist, iek has run for president
in his native Slovenia, written several books that marry sociological
theory with pop culture, and continues to teach and lecture all over
the world. Ella Minnow Pea
by Mark Dunn
When Mark Dunn’s fresh and
fabulous little novel “Ella Minnow Pea” was first released, the title
was “Ella Minnow Pea: a progressively lipogrammatic epistolary fable.”
That’s quite a mouthful. So, for the paperback version, the title was
changed to “Ella Minnow Pea: A Novel in Letters.” Succinct, and also
clever, for in choosing the word “letters” it describes both the books
format and conditions. Confused? You’ll see.
It all starts with the letter “Z.” On the fictitious island of
Nollop there stands a monument to the island’s namesake, resident Nevin
Nollop, who created the pangram “The quick brown fox jumps over the
lazy dog.” (A pangram is a sentence that contains all 26 letters of the
alphabet, and is usually kept to 35 letters in length.) When the letter
“Z” falls from the cenotaph, an emergency meeting is called by the
townspeople. Should they replace the letter? Is it a sign from a higher
power that the letter “Z” is no longer needed? All the Pretty Horses
by Cormac McCarthy
Few modern American writers
are able to encapsulate the continent’s rugged southwestern
landscapes—and the human emotions imbued in those landscapes—like
Cormac McCarthy. McCarthy’s writing seems to rise from the country’s
pores like so much desert vegetation, stark and solitary against the
horizon, its canted shadows stretching over vast surfaces, its network
of roots groping for the core of things. His simple prose illustrates
the divinity of earth, horse and man, how each is endowed with equal
measures of beauty and pain, and how that beauty and pain is
inextricably linked. The Fellowship of the Ringby J.R.R. Tolkien, George Allen & Unwin, 1954, 479 pages
It’s
been more than 50 years since “The Fellowship of the Ring,” the first
book of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings trilogy, was initially
published. While any author would be honored to be remembered so well
after a half-century, surely Tolkien never foresaw that his life’s work
of imaginative literature would not only endure, but become indelibly
etched into the popular culture of the world like the fiery writing on
the One Ring itself.
The book is still a great read in its own right, an epic
adventure about a handful of home-loving hobbits who are swept up into
a dangerous world of evil and magic, power and war. From their quite
land of The Shire they are forced into a long journey across
Middle-Earth in the company of a dwarf, an elf, a wizard and men from
far-off kingdoms, first in flight from menacing Black Riders, and later
with a perilous mission to destroy a magical ring in an effort to
thwart the enemy, Sauron. If it sounds like stock fantasy fare, it is, but that’s because Tolkien unwittingly created the mold from which much of the next half-century of fantasy writing would be cast. From Ursula K. Leguin to Robert Jordan, it’s hard to find a fantasy series that can’t trace at least part of its heritage back to the Ring trilogy. Tolkien didn’t just inspire imitators, he helped spawn an entire section of the bookstore. Fifth Business{moszoomthumb imgid=952 itemid=74 style_m=2}by Robertson Davies, Macmillan of Canada, 1970, 273 pages “Those roles which, being neither those of Hero nor Heroine, Confidante nor Villain, but which are nonetheless essential to bring about the Recognition or the denouement, were called the Fifth Business in drama and opera companies organized according to the old style; the player who acted these parts was often referred to as Fifth Business.” —Thomas Overskou, Den Danske SkuepladsEvery decision we make, no matter how small, continues us on our course through life. You might decide to ride your bike to work instead of driving and get hit by a car—bad luck. You might choose to go out for lunch one day and meet the love of your life—what are the odds? The choices we make and the possible outcomes are unwritten and endless, and while books are compiled of decision after decision, not many take such a specific look at one small, conscious decision in particular as “Fifth Business.” In Harms Way
by Doug Stanton
For people born in the
last few decades, the sinking of the U.S.S. Indianapolis is a mere pop
culture reference at most, having been briefly referenced in the 1975
classic, “Jaws.” As the men sit adrift in the middle of the ocean,
drinking and sharing battle scar stories, the wonderful Robert Shaw, as
Quint, delivers his monologue about being aboard a fictionalized
version of the doomed cruiser: “You know that was the time I was most
frightened... waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket
again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and
the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the
bomb…” Needless to say, Quint wins the tough guy contest. The Wee Free Men
by Terry Pratchett
A precocious young girl, aided
by mythical creatures, must travel to another world to get her annoying
baby brother back after he is stolen by Elfen royalty. No, it’s not
“Labyrinth,” but it’s equally fun and twice as funny, thanks to the
zany imagination of Terry Pratchett. Nine-year-old Tiffany Aching lives
on a farm in The Chalk, a small town in the countryside, where she
helps with the chores and watches her candy-loving baby brother,
Wentworth.
“Anything could make Wentworth sticky. Washed and dried and left
in the middle of a clean floor for five minutes, Wentworth would be
sticky. But it didn’t seem to come from anywhere. He just got sticky.
But he was an easy child to mind, provided you stopped him from eating
frogs.” Love is a Dog from Hell: Poems 1974-1977
by Charles Bukowski The Westing Game
by Ellen Raskin
“I, Samuel W. Westing, declare
this to be my last will and testament and do hereby swear that I did
not die of natural causes. My life was taken from me—by one of you!” Last Chance to See
by Douglas Adams and Mark Carwardine
Few people like to be
preached at—especially when they have already taken it upon themselves
to read a book about a heavy subject, like endangered species, for
example. We already know the facts: Since our appearance on this
planet, humans have polluted and poached their way through all corners
of the world, destroying and eliminating thousands of different species
of animals, birds, insects and plants. In short, we suck. We know this.
But our simple little brains don’t want to feel guilty, they want to be
entertained. So why not take a man famous for writing funny books that
include aliens, the existence of which has yet to be proven, and let
him tell the story of creatures who may not exist much longer? The Story of a Shipwrecked Sailor
{moszoomthumb imgid=729 itemid=74 style_m=2}by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
On Feb. 28, 1955, a
windy gale swept eight sailors over the side of a Columbian Navy
destroyer and into the Caribbean Sea. Seven of those sailors drowned
that day, but 20-year-old Luis Alejandro Velasco managed to fling
himself aboard a small life raft, which became his temporary home on
the surface of a vast and desolate sea. When he washed up on the
northern Columbian shore 10 days later, he was weak, emaciated and
blistered by the sun, having eaten nothing but a couple of bites of raw
fish and a mysterious root, and having drunk only a few swallows of
salty seawater. But he was alive. The account he later relayed to
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, then a young newspaper reporter in Bogotá,
offered thousands of eager and curious readers a taste of what it is
like to be lost and alone at sea. The Passion
by Jeanette Winterson
It’s that time of year again.
You know, the one Hallmark invented to sell cards? That’s right,
Valentine’s Day, when people show their affection for one another with
confections and flowers, while the holiday’s spokesperson, Cupid,
supposedly flutters around with his bow poised, hoping to strike love
between two lucky people. Right. Because nothing induces romance and
makes someone feel all is right with the world like the idea of being
skewered with an arrow by an androgynous flying midget in a diaper.
In reality, love isn’t a store-bought creation. Love is more
like a fairytale. Not one of those Disney yarns, with singing bluebirds
and mice doing the laundry, but a Grimm fairytale, with blood and
torment and sometimes a happy ending, sometimes not. That’s a realistic
love story. Hell, things even end badly in the book version of “The
Princess Bride” (which is every bit as good as the film). As She Climbed Across the Table
{moszoomthumb imgid=668 itemid=74 style_m=2}by Jonathan Lethem
In nearly every romance ever
portrayed on paper or screen, there is always something that threatens
to separate the happy couple—another person, a war, an illness, an
iceberg. But in Jonathan Lethem’s “As She Climbed Across the Table,”
never before has the threat been so real ... and yet so nonexistent. Still Life with Woodpecker
{moszoomthumb imgid=655 itemid=74 style_m=2}by Tom Robbins
Of the 6 billion people on the
planet, 1 percent of them have red hair. Until recently (or possibly
still), redheads had been regarded in many cultures as evil or
other-worldly, quick to temper, afraid of the sun. So, it makes perfect
sense that Tom Robbins, himself a 1-percenter, would fuse redheaded
lore with the angst of love and teenagedom.
Lusty, busty, redheaded Leigh-Cheri could almost pass for a
normal teenager, were it not for the fact that she is a princess from
deposed European royalty under CIA-protection in suburban Seattle. She
lives with her mother, Queen Tilli, who is fond of opera and her
Chihuahua, and her father, King Max, who loves to gamble and has a
prosthetic heart. (“The noise that his heart valve produced sounded
like two mechanical mice making love in a spoon drawer.”) The Fountainhead
by Ayn Rand
Every once in a while, you
pull a novel from the stacks that unexpectedly delivers a philosophical
kick to the head. I didn’t know much about “The Fountainhead,” by Ayn
Rand, until my brother, an architecture student, handed it to me.
Rand’s philosophy of selfishness as a virtue was familiar, and I knew
the book had something to do with architecture, but I had no idea that,
in the midst of reading it, I would be forced to question some of my
deepest held convictions. Mole and Troll Trim the Tree
{moszoomthumb imgid=619 itemid=74 style_m=2}by Tony Johnston
One snowy day, Mole and Troll
decide that, with Christmas fast approaching, it would be a perfect
time to pick out a Christmas tree. So, they get all bundled up in their
coats, hats and scarves and set off into the forest to choose one. Mole
could hardly contain his excitement.
“‘Let’s see,’ he said. ‘I will take that one and that one. No, wait! I want those three and that little one and that one, too!’”
Troll has to rein Mole in a little before he chops down all the
trees in the woods. So, Troll decides he will spin Mole around and
whichever tree Mole staggers into first, that will be the one they
pick. “‘Perfect!’ cried Troll. ‘Good choice, Mole!’ “‘Thanks,’ said Mole, wobbling around in a big circle.” The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles
{moszoomthumb imgid=602 itemid=74 style_m=2}by Julie Andrews Edwards
Long before
Harry Potter was introduced, there were other Potters in
literature—Ben, Tom and Lindy, to be exact. Mary Poppins, aka Julie
Andrews Edwards, brought them into existence two decades before J.K.
Rowling had written a word about the boy wonder of Hogwarts. The
similarities between Harry and the other Potters are remarkable. They
are all young, restless children leading dull lives who learn that
there are, in fact, other places and creatures out there in the world,
unbeknownst to most adults. Wait, that’s almost every kids’ story ... We Have Always Lived in the Castle
{moszoomthumb imgid=321 itemid=74 style_m=2}by Shirley Jackson 'Dating Your Mom'
by Ian Frazier
Don’t be put off by the title. Well,
certainly, we encourage you to be turned off by the title, but just
because it sounds like a how-to book authored by Oedipus, don’t let it
deter you from picking it up. “Dating Your Mom” is actually a hilarious
collection of essays by author and frequent New Yorker contributor Ian
Frazier. In the opening essay, “The Bloomsbury Group Live at the Apollo (Liner Notes from the New Best-Selling Album),” Frazier imagines the personalities of the infamous English writers’ collective, which claimed such luminaries as Virginia Woolf and Lytton Strachey, performing a show at the famous Apollo Theater in Harlem, not so much as authors, but as rock stars. It’s a howlingly funny literary “Behind the Music.” The Art of Living Electrically{moszoomthumb imgid=259 itemid=74 style_m=2}The Electrical League of Cleveland, 1931
Ok, so this isn’t really a book, but it’s a whole lot of fun.
From the introduction:
Living electrically is a modern art. It contributes at once to
the convenience and comfort, the pride and pleasure, the health and
happiness of the home and the family. It is an art in which every woman
should be well versed. The Secret History
{moszoomthumb imgid=231 itemid=74 style_m=2}by Donna Tartt 'Light House'
by William Monahan
We know, we know—Tome Raider is
supposed to be about old books, and “Light House” was written in 2000.
While seven years may not seem like a long time (unless you’re
referring to milk or hamsters), if you’ve never encountered “Light
House” before, you’ve gone seven years too long without reading the
funniest book ever. William Monahan, who recently picked up an Oscar
for Best Screenplay for “The Departed,” has written a perverse and
hilariously disturbing novel.
Think “Fawlty Towers” meets “Scarface.”
Tim Picasso is an amazingly talented art student, but too
uncompromising to make it in the commercial art world. So, to make a
little money, he takes a job in Florida running drugs for Jesus Castro,
a Shakespear-quoting Spanish gangster. Tim’s dally with crime is brief,
and he soon decides instead to steal a huge amount of money from Jesus
and take off for New England to hide out. The Sorrows of Young Werther
by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Love sucks. If you’re breathing, at some
point in your life, love has probably bashed you over the head ... and
then continued to kick you while you were down until you thought you
might die. While most people believe the torment they experience over
unrequited love is exclusive to them, “The Sorrows of Young Werther”
realistically attests to the fact that heartbreak began occurring way
before you confessed your love for someone, only to have him or her
remove you as a MySpace friend. The Gods of Mars
by Edgar Rice Burroughs
Make no mistake: this is your grandfather’s Mars.
Or, maybe, your great-grandfather’s. Originally published
serially in All-Story Magazine in 1913, “The Gods of Mars” is the
second of 11 books that Edgar Rice Burroughs set on Mars—a Mars with
breathable air and peopled with warring civilizations using fantastic
technologies, both barbaric and advanced - written before anyone could
prove otherwise. |